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IMPORTANT NOTE:
BACHELOR RECORDS president The Gimp just came back from the Cinco De Mayo festivies that took place at his favorite Mexican restaurant / strip club. Yes, he has been there most of the month. Of course there has been a lot of work that I had to do in the meanwhile, like handnumbering the new BACHELOR RECORDS releases, bookkeeping, eliminating the vast amount of empty bottles of “Sancho Panza Pina Colada Schnapps” and of course shipping all the orders to distros and customers. The Gimp is just taking a nap, but before he advised me to inform you about the new vinyl records he put out… BATMAN & ROBIN were locked in at the batcave for a whole week, and after “playing games” with ther testicles, they recorded a bunch of songs. Due to the fact that the whole cave is wired, it was able to record them and well, actually four songs are not that bad, so The Gimp decided to put it out. That kid Michael Hacker was once again responsible for the cover artwork, so maybe if you do not dig them tunes, you have some nice comic sleeve to look at.
Now, twice the fun, double the trouble they say, so there is another 7” record out as we speak, the new ROCK AND ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS “Boobies and Rock and Roll, Hot Dog and a Jelly Roll” single. This time not recorded by John Dwyer, but by some other guy, and with very controversial artwork. That all for now, I got to go, its smelly in here, The Gimp is sleeping.
Yours,
Mindy Hecht
(Very private secretary)

PS: If you want to listen to some of the songs, go to this site here, Tom from the USA set this up.
PSS: BEAT BEAT, BOYS CLUB and YOLKS are sold out!!!!
  BATMAN & ROBIN - I'm a bat... I'm a rock and roll animal 7"
OK, now, who would have guessed that this strange and sordid duo would land a hit record? Their debut 7" was well acclaimed by both, critics and music loving folks, so here it is... their second platter! With an exquisite mixture of garage punk and comedy, BATMAN & ROBIN are charming their way into the hearts and homes of everyone. Song titles like "I feel pretty good when smashing other people" or "Gotham City Blues" should lead into a buying decision. If not, you're a loser. Each single comes with an mini zine called "Gotham Gazette" plus a free cut out Batman Schnauz! (thats a moustache you goof.) 500 copies on black wax.

BR-18		  
  BOYS CLUB - 2-D World 7"
They may look a bit geeky but isn’t that just perfect for a lo-fi garage rock / powerpop band??? Right on! This trio from Minneapolis delivers three songs full of lo-fi imperfection and heartaches. Recorded by Brian Hermosillo (THE FEVERS, SKIPPER, THE RETARDOS,...). 500 copies.


BR-17, but its soul doubt SOLD OUT		  
  ROCK AND ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS - Boobies and Rock n Roll, Hot Dog and a Jelly Roll 7"
San Francisco Guardian voted them for best new punk band in 2007, but what do they know.... this is not a punk band. Its rocanrol (TM)!!!!! The two wolf brothers went to a real studio to record two wild and relentless firecrackers that will make you bounce like a rubber ball. According to the cover artwork, 18 or older only on this title please. Fake IDs will be accepted of course.
500 copies on black wax.

BR-16
  THE YOLKS - Wandering 7"
The self titled “Kings of Awesome” from Chicago, Illinois, with their second 7”, three songs, including one instrumental. Garage Pop / Soul at it’s best. Now dance stupid! Dont miss this one, their self released debut was sold out in about a month without any help from distros et cetera. 500 copies.


BR-15 - Oooops. SOLD OUT!		  
  BEAT BEAT - Without You 7"
Screen printed sleeve and four demented and harsh garage punk hits from some low-lifes in southern austriah! This is how the lack of sex and massive abuse of drugs(stolen from various hospital trashcans) can lead into a masterpiece of primitive dance music. This is a co-release with Milk & Choclate Records, 333 copies.



BR-14 (Co-Release with Milk & Chocolate Records) S-O-L-D O-U-T!		  
  POPPETS - Pre-Party 7"
Three song lo-fi pop excellence, crummy recording and fun fun fun. SNEAKY PINKS go away, here’s Magnus (from the HEARTATTACKS) and Lina, and a drum computer. Fine Darin Maccaroni (or what was that Radio X Rekurds guy’s name) sound aestethics mixed with swedish girl/boy vocal skills. 300 copies.


BR-13 - Sorry, SOLD OUT!		  
  BATMAN & ROBIN - Who the fuck is Superman?! 7"
Batman & Robin singing about themselves. What a mess. Great cover artwork by Hacker, limited to 300 copies.


BR-12 and guess whut? SOLD OUT!		  
  THE MUGWUMPS - Banana Brain LP
Perfect and to the point. PopPunk with a sharp garage switchblade, rough vocals PLUS a container full of earworms. Print Run: 500 copies, the first 200 are on white vinyl. Housed in a thick cardboard sleeve PLUS a minizine as booklet!


BR-11 WHITE VINYL IS SOLD OUT! Black wax still available!		  
  THE ELEKTRAS - Nous sommes les... 7"
Great trashy garage punkrock trio consisting of one retardo pounding the skins and two beau-ti-ful girls on bass and guitar that make you go rrrrrrrr and uuuuuuuhhh.... I saw full grown men fell in love instantly. Rip off cover "artwork" with interesting color combination. Har. Hey, its on red transparent vinyl!!!!!!!!!!!!


BR-10		  
  THE FEELERS - Nothing Always 7"
This record sold out faster than i could write a fancy info text. Sorry. There will me no repress anytime soon.


BR-09 - SOLD OUT!		  
  THE SUSPICIONS - First Love 7"
I'm very pround to have this one on Bachelor... THE SUSPICIONS from Seattle are a revelation to everyone who's into powerpop/punkrock, just listen to their debut full lenght out on Rip Off Records! Don't expect overproduced and slick songs here, nope, it's been recorded in charming lo-fi! Yay! They just played the Radio Heartbeat Powerpop Fest in NYC. Be quick, it's a gem!


BR-08 		 
  THE STAGGERS - Live 7"
Now here's the real slim shady haha... this band crawled out of some cave in austriah and made quite some buzz in the last two years, their live shows all over europe turned millions of nice kids into drug takin' garage freaks. After their great full lenght on Soundflat Records, here are four songs recorded live at the Lovelite in Berlin. File under: W-I-L-D-!


BR-07 FEW COPIES LEFT! Pressing of 800 - 300 on red vinyl avail only from us or at live shows.		  
  CLOROX GIRLS - Double Mao 7"
This is a special single from them CLOROX GIRLS, recorded in Buenos Aires, where the grass is green and the girls are pretty haha, they deliver three tracks inluding a cover version of THE SIMPLETONES' hit "I like Drugs". The other two songs are "Total Babe" and uff course "Double Mao", a song that makes you go uh uh uh ah ah ah instantly. Really! I swear!!!! DOUBLE MAO!!!! Uh.

BR-06 REPRESS AVAILABLE!!! LAST COPIES!!! Red transparent vinyland slightly different cover art.		  
  ROCK AND ROLL ADVENTURE KIDS - Panties in my pocket
Finally... it will be available on may 20th! Two great songs recorded by John Dwyer / COACHWHIPS. Oh my god this is OUTSTANDING. Two songs of the broooos out of Oakland, CA, mixing up rocknroll (uff course) and Country and Cajun and I dunno. Its a sen-sa-shun. It makes you go whooohooooooo!!!!

BR-05
  GARAGEKID - Gits A Rekkid!!!
A one man band thing... dont say NAH! GARAGEKID is not one of those wannabe blues trash boredoms, this is Headcoats styled punkrock, distorted, tanked up and torrid songs to dance nakkid to! Comes with original BUDGET ROCK (TM) sleeves, handmade (!!!). This is a co-release with Squoodge Records.

BR-04 SOLD OUT - SORRY!
  THE MAKEOUTS - Worst Band Ever
In fact this is a misprint, if you look at the cover, its clear that it should be "Worst Looking Band Ever". Three Swedes, masterful engineering, authenic Budget Rock(TM) instruments and cheap liquor result in a distictively new interpretation of the RIP OFFS meet TEENGENERATE sound. One of the four tracks is written by Mark Sultan. You don't know him? You stink!

BR-03 		 
  BLACK LIPS - Hippys
Re-press uff the hit single on Varmint Records, originally released in 2005, sold out in about 5 minutes. or whus it 10? King Khan plays on "Born to be a man", and he recorded this crap-o-la in his Moon Studios.

BR-02 Absa-lootely SOLD OUT! 		 
CLOROX GIRLS - Novacaine
Three songs from Portland's most chakachaka band, one sung in german language. If you listen carefully, you can even understand a wurd or two. Second pressing is going fast... who could have guessed? Its a hit single!

BR-01 aaaand its SOLD OUT!
  UPCOMING TRASH WE'VE GOT STEWING ON THE WARM-O-MATIC:
THE PHARMACY / JAPANTHER - 7"



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